Monday, March 12, 2007

Why Grace is Bullshit

Many people think that Outer Space Dude guided them through a series of potentially fatal experiences and smiled lovingly upon them, at last bringing them into the rooms of AA and arranging a series of kind tricks which allowed them to get sober.

Often acknowledged but overlooked are the good and worthy people that Outer Space Dude seems to have ignored. Maybe Outer Space Dude disliked them, or maybe they said something mean about him when they were in second grade. I don't know... I guess Outer Space Dude needs like LOTS of validation. But it's obvious that Outer Space Dude didn't feel that the people who were born before the 20th century were worth saving. Obviously, he let those drunks die without a "program" that might have helped them. The pre-cure victims of any disease are just out of luck - that's the inscrutable mystery of the love of Outer Space Dude.

The more I know about Outer Space Dude, the less I like him.

Yes, coincidences are Outer Space Dude's way of remaining anonymous... but death is Outer Space Dude's way of killing you.

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