Quotes from the Great Lumberjack, Eric B from Montclair

• Death is just God's way of killing you.
• You can forgive someone, and there's not a damn thing they can do about it.
• Have a nice day... unless you have other plans.
• I'm learning to get drunk without drinking.
• I don't recall stopping drinking... but one day, I just didn't start.

There are a lot of other Eric one-liners, but Eric has been able to manage many years without a drink AND without a "program". I don't know about you, but I don't like the idea of being programmed. Thank you, Eric, for your strong sense of fun... it taught my jihadist to laugh instead of rail. I still don't have it down.